Admit it, the holidays have barely begun and already you’re sick of the commercialization, the forced glad tidings, and most of all, those godforsaken Christmas jingles that got stale around the time you were nine years old. But no matter how much you try to resist it, there’s pretty much no way to avoid holiday music around the holidays. So if you must, here are 10 holiday albums that defy the genre and provide some good cheer for your ears:

1) Vince Guaraldi Trio * A Charlie Brown Christmas
dk says: Not only a tried-and-true Christmas classic, this is a swinging jazz album that sounds great all year ’round. Plus, it makes me want to ice skate alongside Snoopy.
the P says: What really needs to be said? THE holiday album. You all know it – now a timeless classic, and for many kids, their first taste of jazz. The original soundtrack was recorded for the CBS television Peanuts special in 1965 with Guaraldi on piano, Fred Marshal on bass and Jerry Granelli on drums. Guaraldi died of a heart attack at age 47 but managed to crank out 23 albums in his relatively short life, so give thanks when this comes on the stereo as you are decking the halls.
the P’s highlights: any songs which remind me of cartoon kids doing that Charlie Brown dance.

2) Chet Baker * Silent Nights
dk says: An incredibly mellow set of holiday standards. This is one of the best Christmas albums of all-time, and the only album Baker recorded after 1970 that’s even remotely listenable.
the P says: Slightly offbeat arrangements of holiday classics, featuring Baker on trumpet with the Christopher Mason Quartet. Recorded in 1986 at Ultrasonic Studios in New Orleans, this is one of Baker’s last recordings before his bizarre death — falling from a hotel window in Amsterdam — in 1988.
the P’s highlight: We Three Kings

3) John Fahey * The New Possibility
dk says: Fahey’s stark acoustic guitar mastery provides a welcome cover for a number of traditional holiday favorites. The title of the album refers to an arcane theological quote, but could just as easily refer to the energy and warmth that Fahey injects into this music.
the P says: One of my all-time favorite Christmas albums…solo guitar. Fahey turns traditional Christmas music into gentle ballads, with unusual, off-key tunings. Originally released in 1968 on his own label, Takoma, this is the first of four or five Christmas albums Fahey put forth during his career.
the P’s highlights: God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen Fantasy, Good King Wenceslas

4) Louis Armstrong & Friends * What A Wonderful Christmas
dk says: Satchmo’s rollicking holiday album features guest appearances by the likes of Dinah Washington, Mel Torme, Eartha Kitt, and Duke Ellington. With songs like ‘Christmas In New Orleans’ ‘Christmas Night In Harlem’ and ‘Zat You, Santa Claus?’ this isn’t your typical Christmas album.
the P says: Louis Armstrong might just be the voice of Ol’ Saint Nick. I really love his tracks on this album, but I’m less intrigued by those of his “friends”.
the P’s highlights: Christmas in New Orleans, Zat You, Santa Claus?

5) Elvis Presley * White Christmas
dk says: Elvis caught a lot of flak back in the day for daring to record oh-so-holy Christmas carols with his heathen voice. But the King has had the last laugh: his holiday albums have become undisputed classics, and his ‘Blue Christmas’ is a standard in its own right.
the P says: EVERY holiday song you ever knew is included on this album, and most are pretty tasteful. The cover is a special gem: top half photo of Elvis superimposed in front of a snowy Graceland.
the P’s highlights: White Christmas, Blue Christmas

6) Frank Sinatra * Christmas Dreaming
dk says: The Chairman slaps some sense into an old time batch of holiday chestnuts. His swinging version of ‘Santa Claus Is Coming To Town’ is second to none.
the P says: Great early Sinatra Christmas recordings cut between 1944 and 1950. All classics, with great orchestration to support the Chairman.
the P’s highlights: swingin’ version of Santa Claus is Coming to Town (a song I can generally do without), Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas.

7) James Brown * James Brown’s Funky Christmas
dk says: JB had an especially funky Christmas last year.
the P says: This disc has been stuck in the cd player of my parents’ minivan for about four years. And they do not like James Brown. But from him they have learned: 1) that the spirit of Christmas can be with you all year long, and 2) that Santa Claus Goes Straight to the Ghetto.
the P’s highlight: the day we get it out of the cd player.

8) Ella Fitzgerald * Wishes You A Very Swinging Christmas
dk says: Ella is a master interpreter of others’ songs, so she’s a natural to add some zest to those tired old holiday classics. Beware ye Scrooges: this album is very peppy.
the P says: Can you go wrong with Ella? I think not. These are mighty, mighty upbeat renditions of holiday standards originally recorded in 1960, with a re-mastered edition released on Verve in 2002. Ella’s voice is the true centerpiece here, but there’s a lot of accompaniment (read: background noise) on some of the tracks. And what’s up with the Christmas unicorn on the album cover?
the P’s highlights: Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas, Let it Snow

9) Merle Haggard * A Christmas Present
dk says: A totally different kind of holiday album. Almost a concept album about a father trying to make ends meet for his kids at the holidays. The first half of the album features originals by Haggard, before shifting into more traditional holiday fare. Wonderfully melancholy.
the P says: Suffering, poverty, cold weather, hard times, blind faith: Merle is all about finding joy in the small pleasures. Originally released in 1973, the first half of this album is the present: the songs that Merle wrote himself.
the P’s highlight: If We Make It Through December

10) David Sedaris * Holidays On Ice (audio book)
dk says: David Sedaris is funny.
the P says: The first track on this spoken word album recounts Sedaris’ experiences working as an elf at Macy’s. “Santa has a tumor in his head the size of an olive. Maybe it will go away tomorrow but I don’t think so.” Need I say more?
the P’s highlights: SantaLand Diaries, SantaLand Diaries, SantaLand Diaries
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10 More That Deserve A Pair Of Ho’s…
Various Artists * A Very Special Christmas
Johnny Cash * Personal Christmas Collection
The Rat Pack * Christmas With The Rat Pack
Willie Nelson * Pretty Paper
Al Green * The Christmas Album
Various Artists * A Motown Christmas
Nat King Cole * The Christmas Song
Boris Karloff reads The Grinch Who Stole Christmas
Various Artists * Phil Spector’s Christmas Album
Tchaikovsky * The Nutcracker Suite